English really IS my first language

This happens to me all the time.

Convo with husband

Me: So, what're you watching?

Dave: Three moves

Me: "Three moves"?

Dave: Three MOVIES.

Me: Hmm. "Three Movies". What's that about?

Dave: [patiently] No. I'm watching three...different...movies.

Whoops, guess I'm a bit slow these days. I seem to be having middle-aged brain, or a friend say's its PhD brain, nothing left over for anything else.

I was making the kids' lunch sandwiches the other night (trying to be organized) and made:

Peanut butter and ... butter sandwiches. Bleh. 

Yeah, that's what I forgot. Jelly. I mean jam.